Eco-conscious Ponderer Prints

Eating PCB is all right, but mercury has more charisma.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

COP26

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Biro Diversity

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"I can remember when water was just wet."