Pollution Nerd T-Shirts

'My administration has a long-term solution for global climate change.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Tuesday, 2022

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

The Joshua Tree

The hummingbird's hum.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Welsh water sewage

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'