Pollution Nerd Gifts

'My administration has a long-term solution for global climate change.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Tuesday, 2022

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

The Procrastinator

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

The hummingbird's hum.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Welsh water sewage