Pesticide Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the pesticide ponderer? Celebrate their scientific curiosity and love of quirky facts with witty prints, mugs, and more that bring humor to their passions. Perfect for anyone who enjoys mixing a bit of science with their everyday humor, these thoughtful products will make their day a little brighter and a lot more fun. Whether they're a scientist, a gardener, or just someone who loves clever conversations, find the ideal gift that matches their creative spirit.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids. mockup

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

from $19.00

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds). mockup

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

from $19.00

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.' mockup

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

from $19.00

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.' mockup

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

from $19.00

'Whatever you do, don't get it on your skin!'

'Whatever you do, don't get it on your skin!' mockup

'Whatever you do, don't get it on your skin!'

from $19.00

Humans...What is their purpose?

from $19.00

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?' mockup

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

from $19.00

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!" mockup

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

from $19.00

"Get out of my face!"

from $19.00

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

from $19.00

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

from $19.00

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet." mockup

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

from $19.00

Bees v Wasps

from $19.00

Tuesday, 2022

from $19.00

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Green Energy used to power polluting industries mockup

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

from $19.00

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?' mockup

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

from $19.00

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

from $19.00

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!' mockup

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

from $19.00

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.' mockup

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

from $19.00

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist." mockup

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

from $19.00

Human meat.

from $19.00

Zika Epidemic

from $19.00

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!" mockup

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

from $19.00

Walking on Water

from $19.00

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..." mockup

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

from $19.00

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..." mockup

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

from $19.00

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?" mockup

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

from $19.00

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.' mockup

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

from $19.00

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!" mockup

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

from $19.00

Fin (The end).

from $19.00

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water." mockup

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

from $19.00

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.' mockup

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

from $19.00

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

from $19.00

'My hay fever is really acting up.' mockup

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

from $19.00

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy." mockup

"We need a product that works like aspirin, but is a lot more expensive to buy."

from $19.00

Pesticide Ponderer Gifts Collection

Pesticide Ponderer Mugs

Explore our range of pesticide pondering mugs and find the perfect funny and thoughtful gift that celebrates their love for science and humor.

Pesticide Ponderer Pillows

Bring humor and personality to their living space with our pesticide ponderer pillows, designed for science lovers who appreciate a good joke.

Pesticide Ponderer Prints

Browse our collection of clever pesticide pondering prints, perfect for inspiring a smile and sparking curiosity in any room.

Pesticide Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our witty pesticide-themed t-shirts—funny, stylish, and ideal for showcasing their scientific curiosity in everyday wear.