Pest Problem Ponderer Gifts

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Get out of my face!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Bees v Wasps

Tuesday, 2022

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'White meat or dark?'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

The Human Condition

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

Zika Epidemic

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Desert crawler following water

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Mountains and Molehills

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

Which came first, the club or the hole?

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

Think - But not too much.

"Oh no. Not the niblets."