Pest Problem Ponderer Gifts

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Get out of my face!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Bees v Wasps

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Tuesday, 2022

'White meat or dark?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Zika Epidemic

The Procrastinator

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

The Human Condition

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Desert crawler following water

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Mountains and Molehills

Rose colored glasses.

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

Think - But not too much.

Which came first, the club or the hole?

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."