Pest Control Ponderer Gifts

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

Happy Garden. Wood Chips. I know, it's impossible to eat just one. Munch munch munch.

"Talk about mixed messages! The guy has an ant-farm so I assumed he liked ants, but he tried to kill me as soon as I reached the kitchen bench!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Get out of my face!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"That's an everblue."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Bees v Wasps

Tuesday, 2022

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'White meat or dark?'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

The Procrastinator

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Human meat.

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Walking on Water