Pollination Ponderer Gifts

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"Get out of my face!"

Flowers to Go

Bee flying to another flower.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Bumble Bee

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Sun Flower.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Zika Epidemic

"Woah - random!"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

This could be interesting...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Square root of chicken is egg.