Pollination Admirer Gifts

"Not you again."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

Bumble Bee

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Get out of my face!"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Summer wants.

Vincent Van Goat.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Bee in flight.

Dog blows on dandelion.

Climate Change Road

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

He was too wrapped up in himself.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Flower growing from a bomb.

"You're not married, are you, sweetie?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

It's officially spring

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The