Pollination Explorer Gifts

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bees v Wasps

Bee in flight.

"Keeping busy?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Will you call me?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'She never learned how to dance.'

'Hell for Bees.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

"Not pollenaise again?"

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'That so turns me on.'

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

"How were the first few sips?"

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."

Flowers to Go