Pollination Pro Gifts

'She never learned how to dance.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"Get out of my face!"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Bees v Wasps

Bee in flight.

"Keeping busy?"

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Will you call me?"

"I just don't get it! Why don't humans protect us? Don't they know they would be doomed without us?"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

The Hummingbird

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Humans are really worried about us leaving. They're offering us tax incentives to stay.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Honeycomb

'Hi honey, honey's off.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

'Hell for Bees.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

Adults only (for plants)

'That so turns me on.'

"polinating and sucking nectar? Well, for 50 bucks I'm all yours, sweety!"

Bees

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?