Pest Management Ponderer Gifts

'...then Noah, who was obviously not a gardener, took two aphids, two cutworms, and two Japanese beetles.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Get out of my face!"

Bees v Wasps

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Tuesday, 2022

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Snail trap

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Human meat.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Walking on Water

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Organic Salad

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Cheese robot-squad.

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'