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Maid service sign next to mouse hole.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Come and get it!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper