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'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Employee of the Month Parking

Honey Wallah

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Pray for me.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'