Pest Perception Analyst T-Shirts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I found the termites!'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Cheese robot-squad.

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Ask me about my litter!

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

Sparrow of Prey

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'