Pest Perception Analyst T-Shirts

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'I found the termites!'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'Perhaps it's time we re-branded.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Cheese robot-squad.

"I think we have carpenter ants."

'The good news is you don't have termites. The bad news is you have beavers.'

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"