Pest Perspective Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh no! It looks like we have humans! You know that once they move in, you can never get rid of them!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"I think we have an ant problem"

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

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"The people next door eat a lot better."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Sparrow of Prey

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

'They're so obvious about it.'

A scratch of fleas

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.