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'Oh no! It looks like we have humans! You know that once they move in, you can never get rid of them!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Superintendent

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"I think we have an ant problem"

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'They're so obvious about it.'

Sparrow of Prey

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'