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"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Flies up the ante!

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Product Testing Department

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'