Pest Dilemma Analyst Mugs

"At least we no longer have that giant fly problem."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"That pigeon's at it again."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Cheese robot-squad.

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

Garden Pest Solutions

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Ask me about my litter!

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'Caution - this bug makes wide turns.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"You've got humans."