Pest Perspective Advocate Mugs

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'The greenest government ever?'

Rest distracted by moles.

'Hello? Animal control?'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"We have a termite problem."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

Garden Pest Solutions

Pubic transport

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"It could never work between us."