Pest Perspective Advocate Gifts

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'The greenest government ever?'

'Hello? Animal control?'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Rest distracted by moles.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"We have a termite problem."

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

Cheese robot-squad.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

Pubic transport

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

Garden Pest Solutions

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'