Pest Patience Expert Gifts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Flies up the ante!

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Snail trap

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"We have raccoons."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

Organic gardening

'It's gotta be a trap.'

Garden Pest Solutions

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

Nit Maps.

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'How thoughtful. Thanks for the coffee.'