Pest Patience Expert T-Shirts

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Flies up the ante!

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Snail trap

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"We have raccoons."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Sorry, but sorting through garbage bins for food is pretty much what the future holds for you...'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

Garden Pest Solutions

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Organic gardening

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Nit Maps.

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"Some day son, all this will be yours!"