Pest Proponent Gifts

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Good News about winter

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Bee in flight.

Save the termites.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"We have a termite problem."

Rest distracted by moles.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Hello? Animal control?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.