Pest Proponent Gifts

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Good News about winter

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Bee in flight.

Save the termites.

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"We have a termite problem."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Hello? Animal control?'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

Cheese robot-squad.

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."