Pest Protector Gifts

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

My house is infected with bugs! Pest Control, Inc. Who shall I say is crawling?

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

Save the termites.

'You reported a large cat stuck in your tree, madam?'

"Hey guys, it's okay, it's only a salt substitute!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'I found the termites!'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground