Pest Buster Gifts

'I felt a little silly at first, but it sure keeps the silly bugs away.'

Trouble in the garden

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Exterminators

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Come and get it!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Emotional Support Pest

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'