Pest Avoider Gifts

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'