Insect Avoider Gifts

Young Peel worries about visiting Scotland.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Man using to much bug spray

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

A centipede's Christmas stockings

International House of Excrement