Insect Guardian Gifts

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"It's trickle down."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Dentist Training School.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Keeping busy?"

Beware of the Lawn

This might take a while

Earth Day Summit.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."