Geese Guardian Gifts

"It's his migration policy that scares the hell out of me!"

City Zoo: Day Care

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"It's trickle down."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'So what have you been up to?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Beware of the Lawn

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"This place could use a moat!"

Earth Day Summit.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Preserve these Wetlands.

"The nominees"

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"No not the puppy please"

"Hi. We're from the future."

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Beekeeping 101

Fishbowl Rebellion

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."