Geese Guardian T-Shirts

"It's his migration policy that scares the hell out of me!"

City Zoo: Day Care

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"It's trickle down."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'So what have you been up to?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"This place could use a moat!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Earth Day Summit.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Beware of the Lawn

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Preserve these Wetlands.

"No not the puppy please"

"The nominees"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Beekeeping 101

Fishbowl Rebellion

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

Fight against theft of endangered species