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"They'd better not have done anything to my whales."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Monkey-artist

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'So what have you been up to?'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"He's a keeper!"

Polar bears

'Thar she blows!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."