Whale Saver T-Shirts

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Fishing Boat Derby

Free Radicals.

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Coastguard

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Protection for the world

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Psycho-plankton.

From trash to treasure

An angel crying

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Last Blue Tuna.