Whale Saver T-Shirts

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Fishing Boat Derby

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

Free Radicals.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

A collective sigh of relief.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

Protection for the world

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

From trash to treasure

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Psycho-plankton.

An angel crying

Coronavirus and Atlas