Whale Conservationist T-Shirts

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Japanese Whaling

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Free Radicals.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Stop Human Footing

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"