Whale Conservationist Mugs

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Polluted geese

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Beaver tower

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

The melting polar ice caps

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Japanese Whaling

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Climate Change

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Fishing Boat Derby

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Free Radicals.

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'I win!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."