Whale Rescuer Mugs

You were texting, weren't you?

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Free Radicals.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"I'm off to save the whales."

"Stop oil!!!"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."

"Ugh...Your father is so embarrassing."

"Hey, listen, Bob. Can I call you back? Another group of tourists is here."

"They'd better not have done anything to my whales."

Closing Laugh: Save the Whale Fund - Gone Fishing

'The whaling crews stopped coming here years ago - why do you ask?'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

Destroy the White Whale.

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.