Whale Guardian Mugs

"They'd better not have done anything to my whales."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Monkey-artist

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Fish or Cut Bait

"It's trickle down."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Polar bears

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Thar she blows!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign