Whale Enthusiast Mugs

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'The good news is you're not paranoid, the bad news is this Ahab fellow really does seem to be after you.'

A dilemma for an environmentalist.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"They migrate here each summer."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Now take your time, Captain Ahab, and tell the jury if you see that whale in the court room today..."

'Sir Galahad returns'

'The other stuff is all okay, but You sure created great whales!'

''Free Willy?' That's it? That's your whole defense?'

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

Save the Humans.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'

'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'

Scientific research (whaling).

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Some gentlemen from the Save The White Whale committe to see you sir."

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

'Tough day at the office dear?!'

"Things got really bad when my second wife left me.." Captain Rehab

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

"It's always the same, along comes the karaoke and I just dry up."

"Okay my Melville, we've got your people here, and the whales people here. Point one......"

'I win!'

Moby the Private Dick: 'Ever get the feeling you're being watched.'

"It's all sounding a bit samey... do you know any Abba?"

"Of course, being beached isn't all bad."

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.: