Whaling Aficionado Mugs

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Piracy on a boating lake

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sperm Whale.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Japanese Whaling

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

Shark food pyramid.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'