Whale Tale Enthusiast Mugs

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Not whale stew again.'

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

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