Whale Tale Enthusiast Pillows

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sperm Whale.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Whale Romance

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"They migrate here each summer."

"I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you, Ahab!"

"I feel like I have a book in me."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Not whale stew again.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'