Whale Tale Teller Pillows

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Always a bigger fish.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Fishing Contest

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'