Whaling Aficionado Prints

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Piracy on a boating lake

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Japanese Whaling

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."