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In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Free Radicals.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Moby Dickwad

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Don't make eye contact..."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Save the Humans.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'You beached again, didn't you?'