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In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Free Radicals.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"They migrate here each summer."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Moby Dickwad

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Don't make eye contact..."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Save the Humans.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"

'You beached again, didn't you?'