Sea Saver T-Shirts

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Oh - It's you.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

From trash to treasure

"Throwing a plastic bottle into the sea is very bad for the environment, you know!"

'As long as they're being fished to extinction, we might as well be the ones to do it.'

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'Sooner or later, it was bound to happen... a garbage scow has collided with an oil rig.'

Sea temperatures rising at an alarming rate.

Coastguard

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Evolution.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

A collective sigh of relief.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Hope...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'