Planet Saver T-Shirts

"Help us!!"

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

Hope...

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'Any other solution to environmental problems besides using the moon as a landfill.'

Save the planet.

Wildlife Tree

Evolution.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Well I suppose the good news is that if our kids are worse off than us then they won't be able to destroy the planet as quickly!"

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

Forest fires due to global warming

"I know that the industy has a responsibility to challenge climate change. . ."

40% of wildlife gone since 1970

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Is it me or is it getting hotter?"

"The Great Barrier Reef isn't visible from space anymore, but hey, the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is!"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'Al Gore came over yesterday. He did nothing but criticize...This was hurting the environment! That was hurting the environment...'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The New Normal

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

A collective sigh of relief.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...