Grass Guardian T-Shirts

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

If you can't keep off the grass, we'll find somebody who can. I'm not sure, that's either very friendly or very threatening.

(Do not step on or in any other way offend the grass)

'What are they?' 'My prize winning divots!'

Keep off the Square.

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Beware of the Lawn

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Monkey-artist

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

Evolution.

Earth stove

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.