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'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

'Leave my kingdom! Go now, or I will doom your pathetic souls to eternal hellfire!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Bumble Bee

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

"It's trickle down."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Earth Day Summit.

Watering the garden gnome

Beware of the Lawn

Grass huggers.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Preserve these Wetlands.