Lawn Protector T-Shirts

A misery of mole hills

Oh that reminds me.. I got something to keep next door's cat off the lawn.

Grass huggers.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Trump leaving

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Smokey The Tree"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Golfing Accident

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I brought cocoa."

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Igloo for birds.