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"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"#Win!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Bumble Bee

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Evolution.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!