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'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"#Win!"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Oh Hi!'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Always expect the best

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'And this chart shows our rate of growth.'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

'You have the right to remain silent and to the counsel of a motivational speaker.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"