Financial Growth Guru T-Shirts

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

'I have money but it's not working for me because it's not invested.'

'Congratulations, Mr. Blesdoe. You are now a member of the 'haves'.'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"#Win!"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

E.U. Banking Union.

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'